The semester is over! I survived my first 110 days as a graduate student. Now what?
ZOOLIGHTS, that’s what!
Our adventure included a wide variety of animals, some organic and others a little more.. electric (boogey woogie woogie).
The ape house had a neat little language game experiment.
Of course, we had to try it out.
Cute, cuddly panda bears (BTW, they named the new baby!)
OH HELL NO!
Honestly, the under-the-sea theme was strange to me, until I saw the TURTLES
Of course, Erika had to hug the orangutan
Ok, let’s take a brief intermission to talk about the best thing ever. The orangutan at the National Zoo, Kyle, has a stoma! It’s such a speechie thing to get excited about but OH MY GOD THIS APE HAS A STOMA CAN I PLEASE JUST HANG OUT WITH HIM?!
One of these things is not like the other…
Story time (part dos): To your left, you see some pretty lights. To your right, you see this animal in its much less cute, and more real, form. Both sets of naked mole rats are getting the same amount of “stuff” accomplished. Those to the left are giving off light and providing joy to children. Those to the right are giving UP. One of them (call me racist, but they all look the same to me), spent about ten minutes trying to get into the tube. Instead, he ran head first into the wall. Let me repeat.. this rat ran headfirst into a wall without stopping for TEN straight minutes. When his friend finally helped him out (I assume), he just lay there. Victorious, yet defeated all at once. They were still there when we left.
Let me take a minute to map this out for you.
Left: butterfly and flowers, normal things.
Middle: a DWARF sheep! Literally, it’s an even cuter version of a cute thing.
Right: A porcupine. Pretending to be asleep. He kept peeking, but closed his eyes when he saw people standing there.
And of course, for Gina, the hiding sloth.
As if our night had not been so spectacular, we decided to top it off with a visit to the White House Christmas tree. Now, kids, here’s a lesson: Quite while you’re ahead. When we got there, we were greeted by a wonderfully lit tree in the distance. It was 9:59.
When we had trekked across the lawn and were approaching the tree, ready to draw our cameras and capture the beauty before us:
The clock struck 10:01. The jolly man running the tree kindly kicked everyone out and shouted something along the lines of too bad, the tree closes at ten. Happy Holidays! Oh wait, I ruined your night? Oh well, hope you have a wonderful holiday.
Our night thoroughly dampened, we boarded the metro. As the doors closed, a small commotion occurred. A young man let out an exasperated sigh. His friend just looked dejected.
Oh yeah, and he only had one shoe.
So, when life gets you down, remember: At least you didn’t lose your shoe in a fight with the metro doors. Because, it’s true what they say: Those doors don’t stop for anyone.