For anyone who was beginning to doubt how much of a mess I am…
I made it a grand total of 45 minutes into being awake this morning (and only about 35 of those out of bed) before slicing my finger open with a knife. Breakfast was ruined. My finger has been bleeding for almost an hour, and I need to get ready for class.
In the words of circle time:
Is this not the way to start a new day?!